Who would win in a fight?

So, as a bit of light relief we have started a regular debate with our favourite bar staff at St John.

The 'Who Would Win in a Fight' debate started like this:

Who would win in a fight between a duck-sized horse against one hundred horse-sized ducks?'

We got a variety of answers - but the common consensus was that the duck-sized horse would win. Reasons given included 'enormous webbed feet that would squash the horses' - right through to 'ducks are evil'.

This week's animal-based fight conundrum is:

'Who would win in a fight between one human-sized ant against one hundred ant-sized humans?"

Early indications are in favour of the ant-sized humans... based mostly on the concept of conscious thought and our ability to invent weapons of mass-animal destruction.

Although Madge is valiantly fighting the corner of the human-sized ant - but only on the basis that he/she/it could run faster than the time it would take the hundred ant-sized humans to invent anything...

Your comments / thoughts / ramblings are welcome...